I spoil movies. When I was given this gift I had to decide whether to use it for good or evil. On the one hand spoiling movies is bad, right? On the other hand spoiling a bad movie can save people precious time and money. So is it good or evil? Jury is still out. But if you want to be warned ahead of time or want to argue the validity of a major motion picture. I'm here. I am... [imagine dramatic music here] ...THE SPOILER.
Saturday, August 25, 2012
I'm watching the latest Bourne movie. And I can't believe how boring it is. The story doesn't actually get started until 55 minutes in. Everything before is just conversations clogged with innuendo on what the secret government agency is up to. You could completely cut it out and it wouldn't harm the story at all.
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